Jasper: LOL, you’re old!
Nicolai: Old?


My game was so bloated it wouldn’t save so I gave away some of the pets to family members. (It came down to choosing between the pets and the house. ;.;) Smoke and Nim went to live with Jasper, Surreal, and their two children.
Nim became an Elder the next day, so now they have a nice home to live out their retirement years.
Tumblr Crushes:
- berrysweetshoppe
- marchionessofblackadder
- simnels
- everydayimsmustlin
- mayberries
- canvasballoons
- simsums
- boolpr0p
- magnoliasims
Surreal: So I wanted to tell you…I’m pregnant.
Jasper: OMGaw, really?!
Surreal: Yes, I’m certain of this. In fact, I’m well into my second day of pregnancy, so I’m surprised you didn’t notice-
Jasper: This is so exciting!

Surreal: What are you doing?
Jasper: Trying to solve the desalination problem.
Surreal: …why?
Jasper: Why not? I mean, we can’t just take water from the ocean, it affects plant life, larvae, fish populations, even birds-
Surreal: JASPER!
Jasper: Yes, my darling-
Surreal: Shut up for a second.
Jasper: Right. Anything for you, my beautiful, green goddess.
Surreal: You’re so cute when you’re worshiping me. (…) Jasper.
Jasper: …pretty…
Surreal: Jasper.
Jasper: I’m sorry, what?
Surreal: How you can be so smart and ditsy at the same time is bizarre, babe.
Tumblr Crushes:
- cookiesandsims
- berrysweetshoppe
- starcrossedamateurs
- everydayimsmustlin
- incoherentsimming
- mayberries
- pixelpixies
- mortsims
- tiptoehappiness
Chapter 11 Outtakes
Chapter 11 Outtakes
Parker: Are you checking out that boy’s ass?
Surreal: What?! Of course not! I’m just…uh…wondering why he’s wearing a swimsuit to graduation.
Parker: I heard his new boss makes him wear that to the station.
It’s true, that’s Jasper’s career outfit. No idea.
Chapter 11 Outtakes










