Bernadette: Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me. And by ‘bitch’ I mean ‘bills’. Oh yeah. I’m sellin’ art.

Bernadette: Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me. And by ‘bitch’ I mean ‘bills’. Oh yeah. I’m sellin’ art.

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Elsa-Marie: Do you want me to hold Pinky too? While you’re talking to the clerk?

Bernadette: Naw, just leave them around, they’ll be fine.

Pinky is not so sure about this plan. Bless.

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Elsa-Marie: Okay, I’m here. What exactly are we doing?

Bernadette: I need your help handling the girls. I need to take my paintings to the consignment store because I’m broke and can’t afford my bills. Or a babysitter.

Elsa-Marie: Sooo…I’m doing this out of the goodness of my heart?

Bernadette: Because you’re my friend, yeah.

Elsa-Marie: Got any pizza, Bunny?

Bernadette: …fine, yes, there’s pizza in it for you too.

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Bernadette: And that’s the last of the leaves. Time to call in backup.

Bernadette: Hey! I’m sorry to bother you, but I need help. I have a stack of paintings I need to get down to the consignment shop and I can’t afford a babysitter, so- (…) Yeah, I could really use the help getting the girls around. See you in a few?

Bernadette: Okay, Bunny, this is it. Time to sell some art before the bank reclaims your mortgage.

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If it’s that bad, why do you keep eating it?

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When your sim Dislikes Children, childing is a rough business.

When your sim Dislikes Children, childing is a rough business.

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